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	<description>i'm not as think as you clever i am</description>
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		<title>Eggs</title>
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How did I grow up in a family of cooks and never learn how to properly hard-boil an egg?
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		<link>http://amp.hibio.us/2007/08/15/eggs/</link>
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		<title>Solicitation for Gastric Utterances</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a recording of a voicemail that I received this morning. She seems to be hocking credit card processing services, but in the middle of her spiel&#8230; something comes up, so to speak.
Do you accept?
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		<link>http://amp.hibio.us/2007/03/01/solicitation-for-gastric-utterances/</link>
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		<title>Public Signage, Part 2: Danger!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My last overseas adventure took me to London, England, then south to Cornwall, then finally a short hop across the channel to Amsterdam before returning home. While I did indeed see and experience many lovely and interesting things, one of the most amusing was this sign:

It seems to warn unwary passers by of a mysterious [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://amp.hibio.us/2007/02/02/public-signage-part-2-danger/</link>
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		<title>Public Signage: Speed Bumps</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I travel, whether to different states or entirely different countries, one of my favorite things to do is look at road signs. Public service signage in general is sort of fascinating to me, as it&#8217;s meant to be universally understandable, a true &#8220;lowest common denominator&#8221; form of communication. Also, it can often be quite [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://amp.hibio.us/2007/02/01/speed-bumps/</link>
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		<title>Gallo Mas Gallo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The following is a bit of stuff that I started to write about my most recent trip to Nicaragua to see my brother, well over a year ago. After returning from that trip, I ended up getting extremely busy and never made it past my recap of the first day. Oh, well. Enjoy!
The idea for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://amp.hibio.us/2007/01/31/gallo-mas-gallo/</link>
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		<title>That guy really knows how to use those word thingies.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My friend Sloan is a great writer. But if you are reading me, then you&#8217;ve probably already read him, so it&#8217;s likely that you know this. I was just reading his latest post, and the bit about his first marriage resonated with me. Hard. My ears are still ringing. I emerged from my own personal [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://amp.hibio.us/2006/05/01/that-guy-really-knows-how-to-use-those-word-thingies/</link>
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		<title>Too much fixing</title>
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Sometimes camera phones can be useful. This was seen on the corner of Hawthorne and 9th-ish, walking back to my office from the liquor store with a fresh pack of smokes. It matched my mood at the time fairly well, although nothing in my life was particularly broken just then. The sentiment still resonated somehow. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://amp.hibio.us/2006/03/18/46/</link>
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		<title>The dog ate my brain&#8230; and other excuses.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Erg. I hate to have to work but I love to have work. Vicious cycle. Feast or famine. Insert stupid work-related clichÃ© here. Yes. I&#8217;ve been busy. I have no time for this whole &#8220;creativity&#8221; thing. Or I make no time for it. Can&#8217;t figure out which. Either way, it&#8217;s a lame excuse. But remember [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://amp.hibio.us/2006/02/10/the-dog-ate-my-brain-and-other-excuses/</link>
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		<title>It wasn&#8217;t all that fun.</title>
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I should clarify. Contrary to the advertising on the packaging, the Salted Nut Roll wasn&#8217;t, actually, very fun. Tasty, sure. But not fun.
However, my latest trip to Nicaragua to see my brother was a blast. But unfortunately, the part of my brain that likes to write things about these trips is, well, apparently broken. I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://amp.hibio.us/2006/01/05/it-wasnt-all-that-fun/</link>
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		<title>*burp*</title>
		<description><![CDATA[



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		<link>http://amp.hibio.us/2005/11/29/burp/</link>
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