If you haven’t seen this already, you should check it out. Now. Go! What are you waiting for? It’s creeeeeeeeepy. You’ll like it!

“This is some yummy chicken,” she says to me, the words slipping out from her smiling lips, now glistening from the ample greasiness provided by the drumstick between her fingers.
     “Mmmrph hrrrh!” I reply back enthusiastically, nearly sending bits of chewed poultry across the table at her.
     “What?” she asks, obviously unfazed by [...]

Impromptu summertime front porch picnics are a fine thing indeed.

What is it about lawn tractors that are so disturbing to me? Much less an entire friggin’ stack of them.

Hot damn but I did me some mowin’ today!