special k: so, rolling into work just before the crack of noon, eh?
z: yes, otherwise known as “the buttcrack of noon”
z: for the record, i was actually here bright and early at like 10:45. what, you think i’m some sort of slacker? damn.
special k: are you still planning on going to the dinner party on [...]

special k: it’s been awhile since i’ve been involved in something “casual,” so I’m hoping that I remember how to do it.z: yeah, cuz there are like, rules and stuff.special k: uh, there are?special k: i thought the casual meant there were no rules.z: well, i mean, if you are wondering if you remember how [...]

“This is some yummy chicken,” she says to me, the words slipping out from her smiling lips, now glistening from the ample greasiness provided by the drumstick between her fingers.
     “Mmmrph hrrrh!” I reply back enthusiastically, nearly sending bits of chewed poultry across the table at her.
     “What?” she asks, obviously unfazed by [...]

special k: i don’t know that you have ever been upset about anything regarding me. or the least bit bothered.
z: not so much, no. i’m not easy to upset, but i think you know that by now.
special k: oh. yes. not that I have given you a whole lot of reasons to test that.
z: true, [...]

K: Ok, let me get this straight. Entire fields, row upon row of little extra-furry babies growing out of the ground?
Z: Right. Genetically modified Mongolian babies, with long silky hair growing all over them. These babies, they never grow old and they don’t really have much of a brain. They just exist to grow the [...]