This is a recording of a voicemail that I received this morning. She seems to be hocking credit card processing services, but in the middle of her spiel… something comes up, so to speak.

Do you accept?

One Response to “Solicitation for Gastric Utterances”

  1. Sloan Says:

    Awesome. This reminds me of a “This American Life” story about telemarketers, and how they sometimes pause when they get someone’s voicemail in order to enjoy a few precious, rare seconds of silence.