If you possess the same sense of humor that I do, you are totally cracking up right now.

Hmm, I just can’t imagine what those questions might be.

They’re really cracking down on this sort of thing these days.

If you haven’t seen this already, you should check it out. Now. Go! What are you waiting for? It’s creeeeeeeeepy. You’ll like it!

“This is some yummy chicken,” she says to me, the words slipping out from her smiling lips, now glistening from the ample greasiness provided by the drumstick between her fingers.
     “Mmmrph hrrrh!” I reply back enthusiastically, nearly sending bits of chewed poultry across the table at her.
     “What?” she asks, obviously unfazed by [...]

I call this one “today i dusted off that wacom tablet that i bought like a year ago and then promptly put it away again”. Enjoy.