Note: This took place one week when I happened to be puppy-sitting for a friend. The puppy in question was a 6-month old West Highland Terrier named Earnie, whom I affectionately referred to as “The White Devil”. Terriers, in general, are not easy dogs to live with. They “get into shit”. A lot.     I had [...]

1) This basically kicks ass.2) Because the Muppets basically kick ass.3) Any questions?

So I wanted to have a beer last night, not a PBR which I had in my fridge, but a real beer that I could sink my proverbial teeth into, so I decided to walk on down to the Crow Bar because, shockingly, I knew that they sold such things. However, I wasn’t in a [...]

I was looking around on the Inter Nets yesterday, trying for some reason to find synonyms for the word “message”. I discovered that one synonym for “message” is the word “poop”. So I’ve decided that from now on, instead of sending people text messages, I will be sending them text poops, the thought of which [...]

Camera Phones are fun and a fantastic waste of time and energy. Thank god for that.